1 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:17,785 "Me-sar-tra." 2 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,220 - [Amber hissing] - [Tyler screaming] 3 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,622 - Ash? - Linda Bates. Wow! 4 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:24,125 This party is popping off, man. 5 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,705 [in distorted voice] I'm warning you. 6 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:28,929 [screams] 7 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,631 BOY: Ashy Slashy's going to kill us all! 8 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:33,101 Been a lot of weird shit happening around town lately. 9 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:34,335 We got to move. 10 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,745 If we do not get to my spawn before they raise Baal, 11 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:39,039 I will not have the strength to fight him. 12 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,209 Ash! The Delta, it's possessed! 13 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:43,211 We're going to die here. This car's going to kill us. 14 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:44,212 [scraping] 15 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:45,312 Pablo, 16 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,548 our destinies are intertwined. 17 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,050 I had a vision. 18 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,052 This is how we get rid of the book for good. 19 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:53,454 - [Delta roaring] - [gasping] 20 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,123 RUBY: The Necronomicon. 21 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:56,524 [whispering] It's gone. 22 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,826 Come on, Ash. Let's go home. 23 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,263 [roaring] 24 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:03,397 [eerie music playing] 25 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:09,036 MARGIE: Lincoln 61, 10-23 over. 26 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:11,439 WOMAN OVER RADIO: 10-4. Copy that, Margie. 27 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,541 Standby, over. 28 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,121 - [rattling] - [footsteps approaching] 29 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,480 [door creaks open] 30 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:23,683 - [door closing] - [shuddering] 31 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:27,220 [whirring] 32 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:30,624 [whispers] Jesus. 33 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,069 [squishing] 34 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,437 Oh. [clicks tongue] 35 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:44,605 Oh. 36 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,278 BAAL: [whispering] Margie. 37 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:53,181 Margie. 38 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:54,548 Come to me. 39 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:56,849 [water dripping] 40 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,480 [gasping] 41 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:35,489 Polly, it's Margie, over at the Lounge. 42 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:36,824 I've got a situation here. 43 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,693 I need you and the sheriff to get over here as... 44 00:02:38,718 --> 00:02:39,802 - [suspenseful music playing] - [radio beeping] 45 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,229 WOMAN OVER RADIO: Come back Margie, say again? 46 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,831 Step back, right now, or I'll shoot. 47 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,436 Margie, come back... 48 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,136 [in distorted voice] You don't need that. 49 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,707 Shh. 50 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,281 [growling] 51 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,393 [heavy breathing] 52 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,639 [Baal kissing] 53 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:29,942 [sighing] 54 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:37,484 [moaning] 55 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,422 [moaning loudly] 56 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:50,963 [splattering] 57 00:03:54,262 --> 00:03:55,963 VOICE OF BAAL: I'm not done with you yet. 58 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,574 [suspenseful music playing] 59 00:04:00,598 --> 00:04:04,356 Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 60 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:05,913 - [dog barking] - [cat meowing] 61 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,815 ASH: ♪ Once again I saved the world ♪ 62 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,150 ♪ Now it's time to get the girl ♪ 63 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:11,552 ♪ Time to go to the shop ♪ 64 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,220 ♪ Get the car back ♪ 65 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:16,390 ♪ Get on the road to Jack-son-ville ♪ 66 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:19,327 ♪ Something, something, rhymes with Jacks... ♪ 67 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,763 Well, hello. 68 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,231 [clearing throat] 69 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:26,567 "Linda, from the moment I saw you, 70 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:31,138 "I realized, that you were one of the only Lindas for me." 71 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:32,740 Yeah, that'll work. 72 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,042 Strap on the old chainsaw, give it a few revs, 73 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,677 seal the deal! 74 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,446 [chuckling] 75 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,414 - ♪ Highway to Jackson... ♪ - [siren wails] 76 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,418 Ash Williams, you're under arrest 77 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,086 for the murder of Amber Corey. 78 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:47,355 Okay, for starters, 79 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,189 you can take your booger finger off that trigger... 80 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,791 [Ash groaning, grunting] 81 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:57,965 Well, this is some grade-A stupidity. 82 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,867 This whole town should be thanking me. 83 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,001 [Sheriff Emery scoffs] 84 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,437 Yeah, that's what I told them too! 85 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:04,905 - Chet. - Huh? 86 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,006 They got you too? 87 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,775 Yeah, but you know what? 88 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,043 It was worth it. Know why? 89 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,479 Because we fought evil together, 90 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,381 even if it was just for a minute. 91 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,549 - Chet Kaminski. - Yeah. 92 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,518 Need your signature here. 93 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,487 You're being officially charged with drunk driving, 94 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,489 and solicitation of a prostitute. 95 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:22,589 Again. 96 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:23,624 Mm-hm. 97 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,427 - [door buzzer sounding] - [scoffs] 98 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,195 Oh, hey. [chuckles] 99 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,130 Um, Ash, Joanie. 100 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,399 Joanie, Ash. 101 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,066 Hey Joanie, how are you? 102 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,101 JOANIE: [in deep voice] You know. 103 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,436 Itchy. 104 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:36,904 I know that feeling. 105 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,138 Chet, how are you? 106 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,407 Itchy too. 107 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,044 Great work, Margie. 108 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,746 You got the perp in custody, 109 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:49,817 and uh, I think we're looking at the murder weapon right here. 110 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,585 Take that down to the evidence locker. 111 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,855 I want to make sure we put this guy away for a long time. 112 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,657 - You got it, sir. - [door opening] 113 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,258 Daddy? Daddy. 114 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,993 - Baby? - Daddy! 115 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,963 [Lacey crying] 116 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,698 - You all right? - No. 117 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,600 I found her on the shower floor. 118 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,169 - What? - Doped up, and rambling about 119 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:10,804 killer cars, 120 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,840 and now Amber's mom is calling me, 121 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,104 saying that her daughter's missing. 122 00:06:14,129 --> 00:06:16,257 ASH: Hey, that's my phone call! 123 00:06:16,282 --> 00:06:18,987 - What...? I-is that Ash? - I need a phone call! 124 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:19,932 Uh-huh. 125 00:06:19,957 --> 00:06:22,282 Thomas, what is going on around here? 126 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,984 Don't worry about him. Marge? 127 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,953 I'll deal with him. 128 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:29,690 Oh, come on, let's get you down here on the couch. 129 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,870 - [suspenseful music playing] - [electricity buzzing] 130 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:35,529 [door squeaking] 131 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,705 - [squishing] - Ah. 132 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,009 [buttons beeping] 133 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,949 Hey, I want a lawyer. 134 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,184 Then call one. 135 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,720 Who's gonna to stop you? 136 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,022 Wow. 137 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,592 Are all lady cops as soft, and cuddly as you? 138 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:07,027 Come on, handsome. Phone's that way. 139 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,496 [Ash chuckling] 140 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,531 Don't worry, Chet. I'll send you a fruitcake. 141 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,500 CHET: Oh, great. What? 142 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:17,037 - You've got five, sugar. - Oh, I got eight. 143 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,806 But I know how to make it feel like five. 144 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:21,742 - [Margie scoffing] - [banging] 145 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,580 Hey, lady cop. Phone's dead. 146 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:28,649 [Margie whistling] 147 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,587 - [phone ringing] - [suspenseful music playing] 148 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:42,596 Hello? 149 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,765 BAAL OVER PHONE: They call you the Jefe? 150 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,534 Who is this? 151 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:49,002 Let's see what you're made of. 152 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,103 [dial tone beeping] 153 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,036 LACEY: Dad, you're not listening to me. 154 00:07:57,061 --> 00:07:58,120 SHERIFF EMERY: Listen baby, we're all here. 155 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,372 ...happens when you're told you... 156 00:07:59,397 --> 00:08:01,682 Excuse me. We're looking for Ash Williams? 157 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,350 We heard he got arrested. 158 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:04,375 That's right. 159 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,342 - KELLY: Ah! - Yeah. 160 00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:07,054 Howdy, cowboy. 161 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,656 Keeping dry? 162 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:11,659 Uh, what is she talking about? 163 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:12,660 I, uh... 164 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,062 Just tell us where Ash is, dipshit. 165 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,964 I'm right here. 166 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,699 There is some bad juju in this place, 167 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:19,967 and we've got... 168 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,268 Hey, good looking. 169 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,203 You here to break me out, or break me in? 170 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,405 Don't move. Margie! 171 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,013 What do you mean, there's "bad juju?" 172 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,040 Hey! 173 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,076 That means you too. Nobody move! 174 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,230 - Whoa. - I'll explain later. 175 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,581 Right now we got to lock, load, and regroup. 176 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:34,647 - Oh. - Oh. 177 00:08:34,705 --> 00:08:36,025 - [siren wails] - [car alarm sounding] 178 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,218 - Oh, come on now. - Oh, Christ. 179 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:41,454 - [Ash grunting] - [all gasping] 180 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:42,589 What do you got, huh! 181 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:43,423 - Oh jeez. - Oh my God! 182 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:44,925 What do you got, ah! 183 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,627 - [eerie music playing] - [woman gasping] 184 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,999 What the fuck is that?! 185 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,169 Lady cop? 186 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,606 - [skin splattering] - [women gasping] 187 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:01,709 Margie? 188 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:05,145 You son of a bitch! 189 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,180 - [Sheriff Emery grunting] - [gunshot] 190 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,184 It's not Ash. 191 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,989 Then who was it? 192 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,791 [whispering] He's here. 193 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,693 Who's where? 194 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,061 Give me your keys. 195 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,731 - [gun cocks] - Now. 196 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,766 Okay. Okay. 197 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,100 - I got it. - [rattling] 198 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,036 Slower, please. 199 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,203 I'll lock it down. 200 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,007 You got any prisoners back there? 201 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,643 - Yes. - Go get them. 202 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,244 I want everyone in plain sight. 203 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:39,647 [door beeping] 204 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,690 Okay, uh, obviously I know exactly what's going on, 205 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,891 but for the sake of these people, 206 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,793 uh, maybe you should explain? 207 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,028 There's a demon in here, 208 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:58,666 and I'm going to kill him before he kills all of us. 209 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,968 RUBY: His name is Baal, 210 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,971 and right now he's hidden among us. 211 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,339 Exactly, think that covers the basics. 212 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,309 You see, Baal jumps from person to person. 213 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,978 Wearing their skin. 214 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,379 Okay, I-I think we got it. 215 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,082 And right now, he could be in any one of you. 216 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,284 So nobody leaves until he's dead. 217 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:20,020 This can't be happening, this can't be real. 218 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,822 Well I'm sorry, sweetheart, but it's true. 219 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,224 - Demons are real. - Damn straight. 220 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,592 I seen it. 221 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:26,994 - Sit down. - [man groaning] 222 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,662 Th-this is insane. 223 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:29,830 Mom. [heavy breathing] 224 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,532 Look Mom, look, they're telling the truth, okay? 225 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,102 There was an evil car that ran down my friends, 226 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,636 and a talking book. 227 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:40,307 Just one man brave enough to defeat them all. 228 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,209 - Thank you. - I meant Pablo. 229 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,310 Hm? 230 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:50,350 I don't know what you did to my daughter Ash Williams, 231 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,686 but I don't need a firearm to kick your ass. 232 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:56,556 Okay, clearly the demon is inside of this walking penis. 233 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,125 Just give me the gun, I'll take care of him, 234 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,193 we'll go for pancakes. 235 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,262 Sorry Ash, could just as easily be you. 236 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,263 Hey, come on, sister. 237 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,798 What's the deal? Same team. 238 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,566 Can't take that risk. 239 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,568 You see, this is what Baal wants. 240 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,056 RUBY: For us all to start fighting 241 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,338 among ourselves. 242 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,907 He locks us in a cage, turns us into animals, 243 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,043 and watches us devour one another, 244 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,745 and then when we're done, 245 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,881 he comes on in, and picks off whoever's left. 246 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,983 Okay, so how do we deal with this Bill guy, 247 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,852 because I can't stop thinking about pancakes. 248 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:25,953 - It's Baal. - It's Baal. 249 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,187 Oh, Jesus. 250 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,356 We need the Kandarian dagger. 251 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,293 - Where is it? - Oh, someone confiscated it. 252 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,296 Tell me where it is. 253 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,664 Okay. 254 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,000 It's in the evidence locker. 255 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,169 It's just down those stairs. 256 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,204 [Sheriff Emery grunting] 257 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,405 SHERIFF EMERY: Now take it easy. 258 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:46,473 - [gunshot] - [Emery and Lacey screaming] 259 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:47,775 - Daddy! - Jesus! 260 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,877 - LACEY: Dad! - [Sheriff Emery groaning] 261 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,511 Oh, my God! 262 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,013 It's hot. 263 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,247 All yours. 264 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,249 MAN: Okay, okay. 265 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,419 We're all dead, aren't we? 266 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:02,255 Hey, we'll get through this, all right? 267 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,092 - [suspenseful music playing] - [heavy breathing] 268 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,135 - [electricity buzzing] - [door unlocking] 269 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,805 [growling] 270 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,045 - [clattering] - [gasping] 271 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,516 - [metallic clanking] - [woman whimpering] 272 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,131 [gasps] 273 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,900 Please! Don't kill me! 274 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,068 Get up! 275 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,670 [Polly gasping, crying] 276 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:53,373 Okay, I need to get in here. Do you know the code? 277 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,842 Well, enter it. 278 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,409 [beeping] 279 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,213 [door unlocking] 280 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,392 All right, you can get out of here. 281 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,861 [whispering] Thank you. 282 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,395 - [suspenseful music playing] - [door beeping] 283 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:22,002 [electricity buzzing] 284 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,137 What happened? Did you guys see...? 285 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,873 [indistinct whispering] 286 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,975 I need to talk to you guys for a second. 287 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,076 [Pablo clearing throat] 288 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,480 [Pablo sighing] 289 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,884 So, um, I got a problem. 290 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,719 - [gasping] - Whoa. 291 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,921 [whispering] Holy shit. 292 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,422 It's not what you think. 293 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,790 It-it feels like something inside of me 294 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,258 that's trying to come out. 295 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,358 It hurts, and... 296 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,428 Whoa. Wh-what if it's Baal? 297 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,762 What if I'm Baal, guys? 298 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,431 ASH: No, don't. Come on, buddy. 299 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,900 That's just a rash. 300 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:53,934 I mean, I've had a million rashes 301 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,969 in all kinds of funky places, you know? 302 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,971 My armpit, my-my gonads, 303 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,907 my-my butt crack, my butt cheek... 304 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,942 Hey, Ash, I'm leaving. 305 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,042 [grunting] Whoa. 306 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,577 You're not going anywhere, numbnuts. 307 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,279 You're not the boss of me. 308 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,083 Anyone consider it might be in this chick? 309 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,780 Hey, Ash, I think you really need to tell your friend to shut the fuck up. 310 00:14:13,805 --> 00:14:15,522 You know what? Maybe it's in him. 311 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:16,990 JOANIE: He looks skeezy as shit. 312 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,325 CHET: Hey, Ash. 313 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,305 How well do you really know the Mexican, anyway? 314 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,729 Hey, he's not "the Mexican," okay? 315 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,032 He's Pablo. 316 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,333 Pablo the Mexican. 317 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,101 [Pablo chuckles] 318 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,410 Yeah, kind of like you're Chet, 319 00:14:30,435 --> 00:14:32,392 - Chet the dumb, white guy. - No! 320 00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:34,407 That's a little racist, Pablo. 321 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,643 - Apology? - You're all crazy. 322 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:37,983 - [growling] - [electricity buzzing] 323 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,380 SHERIFF EMERY: There's no goddamn demon. 324 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,050 It's just this asshole. 325 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,953 Ashy Slashy, back to kill us all. 326 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,654 He's not Ashy Slashy. 327 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:48,721 Excuse me? 328 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,290 He-he's the good guy. 329 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,492 He fights against these things. 330 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:56,696 His friend shoots me in the leg, and you're on his side? 331 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,165 No, Dad, he's on our side. 332 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,267 That's horsecrap, you better smarten up young lady... 333 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:04,637 And you better lay off her, or I'll pop you one. 334 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:05,973 Again. 335 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,440 You put down the gun, and try it. 336 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,077 Um, what happened between the two of you? 337 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,979 - Stay out of this. - Thomas. 338 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,404 Honey, this isn't you. 339 00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:15,072 You're-you're hurt, you're upset... 340 00:15:15,097 --> 00:15:16,558 I said shut up. 341 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,918 Hey, easy cowboy. 342 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,087 How do we know it isn't you? 343 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,656 For one thing, I haven't killed anyone lately. 344 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,758 Yeah, that's right. 345 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:30,163 Your friend, Ash, had a visit with Amber. 346 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,664 Cut her head off. 347 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,733 - [gasping] - [faint growling] 348 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,235 Is it true? 349 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,172 Oh, honey, of course not. 350 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,708 [Ash chuckling nervously] 351 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,476 It's complicated. 352 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,146 Oh God, Ash. 353 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,514 It is you, isn't it? 354 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,391 - No! No! - I say we fucking kill him now! 355 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,983 Calm down, cupcake. 356 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,360 - All right, all right. - [knife clattering] 357 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:56,189 All right, everyone just calm the fuck down. 358 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,226 Ruby said that this would happen. 359 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,827 That we'd turn into animals, 360 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,429 and rip each other's throats out. 361 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,765 And you know what, that's exactly what Baal wants. 362 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,367 But it's not safe here. 363 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,668 [Ash chuckling] 364 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,137 Come on, Linda. 365 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,771 I'm still the same Ash, 366 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,940 used to take you out for burgers every Friday night. 367 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,275 Remember? 368 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,895 Carving our initials in the bleachers, 369 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,044 - [Linda chuckling] - having our first kiss 370 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,613 in your mom's Volvo. [laughing] 371 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,149 That wasn't me. 372 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,318 - Chevy? - Nope. 373 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,154 - K-car? - Oh, my God. 374 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,422 - Pinto? - I'm just... 375 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,192 CHET: Ash, hey, man. 376 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,161 You know what I said about sticking with you? 377 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,162 - Yeah. - Till the wheels fall off? 378 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,397 - Sure. - Well, um... 379 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,567 you know, if what Emery says is true then... 380 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,144 - see you, buddy. - Uh, Chet! 381 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,243 There's no way I'm a demon! 382 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,305 - You got that?! - Uh, no. 383 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,173 - Let's take a vote. - Yeah, let's do that! 384 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:50,577 If you think Ash is the demon, raise your hand. 385 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,212 God! 386 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,381 - [Pablo yelling] - [loud growling] 387 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,515 Pablo? 388 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,023 - [clattering] - [electricity buzzing] 389 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,858 How are you not scared? 390 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,796 As long as we got that dagger, we have a chance. 391 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,241 What are you doing? 392 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,343 [speaking softly] You are scared, aren't you? 393 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,213 It's written all over your face. 394 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,047 [speaking softly] I don't get scared. 395 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,682 [Polly chuckling] 396 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,653 Of course you do. 397 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,322 You're only human. 398 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,557 - [tool clattering] - [growling] 399 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,657 Well, actually... 400 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,227 Shh. 401 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,832 You're not fooling anyone, Ruby. 402 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,540 [both breathing heavily] 403 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:03,649 [Ruby moaning] 404 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,255 You're safe now. 405 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,857 You don't have to be scared anymore. 406 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,459 [squishing] 407 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,578 [groaning] 408 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,348 [yelling] 409 00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:00,473 Hey, toots. Long time, no see. 410 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,922 [electricity crackling, banging] 411 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,615 [Baal sighs] 412 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,882 That's better. 413 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,619 You always liked me in black. 414 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,922 Come to Daddy. 415 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,022 [shrieking] 416 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,430 Now you don't mind if I take this, do you? 417 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,898 [Ruby gasping] 418 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,735 Now we had a deal, remember? 419 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:29,915 - [Ruby yelling] - [banging] 420 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,375 [breathlessly] I remember. 421 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,709 I remem... 422 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,546 [speaking softly] You murdered them. 423 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,848 You betrayed me. 424 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,183 I-I... 425 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,185 Oh, what? 426 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:49,356 Oh, you think you could keep your mortality a secret, huh? 427 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,825 [gasps] 428 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,428 You were so beautiful. 429 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,364 Now you're growing old. 430 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,700 Like these maggots. 431 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,839 And you're going to die, slowly. 432 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,875 Like these maggots. 433 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,578 Maybe. 434 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,480 But first, I'm going to send you back to hell 435 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,582 where you belong. 436 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,950 And how exactly? 437 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,320 The Necronomicon was gone, and I'm up here. 438 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,491 I'm here to stay, Ruby, 439 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:28,461 and you get to watch me burn your world to the ground. 440 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,497 [whispering] Never. 441 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,077 - [Ruby yelling, grunting] - [banging] 442 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,538 How are you going to stop me? 443 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,007 You think your precious Jefe 444 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,010 is going to be the savior of humanity? 445 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,345 You get to watch me break him. 446 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,315 [Ruby gasps] 447 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,918 I'd love to tell you more, but... 448 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,886 I got to scat, alley cat. 449 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,121 [Baal inhales sharply] 450 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,027 - [evil laughter] - [wind blowing] 451 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,864 I feel it spreading, Jefe. 452 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,433 - It hurts. - [indistinct whispering] 453 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,935 I can feel it spreading all over my body, guys. 454 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,302 [indistinct whispering] 455 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,939 Is there any pain killers in this thing? 456 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,707 - Dad, no! - Fuck! 457 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,709 Stay back! 458 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,144 I don't want to hurt you. 459 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,512 Yet. 460 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,807 [Sheriff Emery grunting, groaning] 461 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,752 Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, don't-don't hurt him! 462 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,455 Hand that gun over, before you do something really stupid. 463 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,457 [speaking softly] Is it you? 464 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,858 The truth is I don't know. 465 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:32,959 I'll see you in hell. 466 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,160 - No! - [Pablo yelling] 467 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,162 Wait, wait, wait, uh, wait, wait, wait. 468 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,764 You're-you're not thinking straight. 469 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,066 Uh, he-he might be innocent. 470 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,668 No. 471 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:43,736 Thomas, yes. 472 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,304 No. 473 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,306 Someone's got to restore law and order to this place. 474 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,108 No, but you can't just kill him! 475 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,479 VOICE OF BAAL: Yes, you can. 476 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,881 - [faint growling] - [electricity buzzing] 477 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,716 Don't you ever shut the fuck up?! 478 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,850 [Lacey and Linda gasping] 479 00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,486 - Oh my God. - Thomas. 480 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,355 Oh, baby, I'm sorry. 481 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,570 - [both yelling] - [banging] 482 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:13,899 [splattering] 483 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,623 - [roaring] - [all screaming] 484 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:24,210 - [Ash yelling] - [meat body roaring] 485 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,712 Lady cop! 486 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,581 Ash! 487 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,161 - [groaning] - [copy machine whirring] 488 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:36,022 LACEY: No Dad, no, no! 489 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,757 - [Sheriff Emery yelling] - [all gasping] 490 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,126 - Thomas! - Dad?! 491 00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:42,529 [meat body growling] 492 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,030 [Linda screams] Mom! 493 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,031 Jefe! 494 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,232 Whoa! 495 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,687 - [bones cracking] - [Joanie screaming] 496 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,840 - [Lacey and Kelly shrieking] - [meat body growling] 497 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:02,314 - [Lacey shrieks] - [blood splattering] 498 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,709 - Uh... - Fuck. 499 00:23:03,734 --> 00:23:05,552 [whimpering] Oh, my God! 500 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,021 Joanie! No! 501 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:12,291 Oh, God. You were so giving! 502 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,027 Mom? Mom?! 503 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,407 - [Ash panting] - [Lacey screams] 504 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:19,065 Oh, my God... Mom? 505 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,166 Mom? Where's Mom? 506 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,601 Linda! 507 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:23,570 SHERIFF EMERY: Linda! 508 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:26,573 - LACEY: Mom?! - SHERIFF EMERY: Linda! 509 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,641 LACEY: Mom, where are you?! 510 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:30,977 [eerie music playing] 511 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:35,747 LINDA: Help! 512 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,183 Someone get me out of here! 513 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,756 [electricity buzzing] 514 00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,457 Ash! Ash! Oh! 515 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,594 - Linda, thank God you're okay. - Oh, boy. 516 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,195 Get you out of there in no time, baby. 517 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,215 - [meat body roaring] - [Linda and Ash screaming] 518 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:53,666 [Ash grunting] 519 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,605 - [meat body roaring] - Stop it! 520 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:00,873 [high-pitched shrieking] 521 00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:08,047 - [meat body growling] - [Ash grunting] 522 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,683 - [shotgun cocking] - [both groaning] 523 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,142 - [growling] - [Ruby and Linda gasping] 524 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:23,062 - [chainsaw buzzing] - [Ash screaming] 525 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:24,162 [gasping] 526 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,314 - [dramatic music playing] - [Ash grunting] 527 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:44,116 - [shuddering] - [heavy breathing] 528 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,517 Don't worry, Linda. 529 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:48,788 I'll get you out of there, no matter how long it takes! 530 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,923 Ash, catch! 531 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,660 - [jingling] - [sighs] 532 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,665 [Sheriff Emery groaning] 533 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,834 Linda, are you all right? 534 00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,670 [speaking softly] I messed up. 535 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,037 I know that, and I'm sorry. 536 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:06,272 SHERIFF EMERY: But I'm here now, 537 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:07,506 and I'll keep you, and Lacey safe. 538 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,108 - I swear! - Don't touch me. 539 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:11,010 - Honey. - It's over! 540 00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:15,915 Your mother drove a Volkswagen. 541 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:21,253 Yeah, and you stole it. 542 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,389 - And crashed it. - Damn right I did. 543 00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:24,991 But you know what, it's not my fault, 544 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,251 because I was totally wasted. 545 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,326 [Ash chuckling] 546 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:30,062 PABLO: Ugh, what's happening to me?! 547 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:31,282 - [clanging] - [Linda grunts] 548 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:35,112 - [suspenseful music playing] - [Pablo retching] 549 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,079 [gasping] Get it out of me! 550 00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:48,179 Please! 551 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,582 Please, make it stop! 552 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,118 Oh, I think he's dying! 553 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,786 - [Pablo screaming] - [Lacey whimpering] 554 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,521 Stay calm, Pablo. It's okay. 555 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:56,889 It's okay. 556 00:25:58,424 --> 00:25:59,424 - [wailing] - [squishing] 557 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:02,829 Is that Sumerian? 558 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:04,130 It ain't French. 559 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,132 - [grunting] - [squishing continues] 560 00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:14,573 I told you I'm him. 561 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,608 [panting] I'm Baal! 562 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:18,978 No Pablo, you're not Baal. 563 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,947 You're our only hope of stopping him. 564 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:22,047 [groaning] 565 00:26:22,071 --> 00:26:24,358 Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 566 00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:26,052 [wailing echoing] 567 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:28,587 ♪ You're the Poetry Man ♪ 568 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:32,959 ♪ You make things all rhyme, yeah, yeah ♪ 569 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,130 [vocalizing] 570 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:42,334 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 571 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,205 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 572 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:52,343 ♪ 573 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:07,960 ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪ 574 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,060 ♪ 575 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,840 ♪♪